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  1. xDawnBBW

    xDawnBBW Porno Junky

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    Unnecessarily rude people
     
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  2. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    People always thinking the worst
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      And are right.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 26, 2021
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    2. Geminpa
      Yes, that also
       
      Geminpa, Sep 26, 2021
  3. Katastrophe27

    Katastrophe27 Sex Lover

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    Someone who has forgotten or not realized that they're turn signal is still blinking..
     
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    1. Geminpa
      Yes yes yes. My husband does that a lot and it drives me batty
       
      Geminpa, Sep 25, 2021
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    2. Aqua Marine
      Once I noticed that my friend was driving in the car right behind me. I purposely left my turn signal on because knew it would irritate TF out of her. I was right.
       
      Aqua Marine, Sep 26, 2021
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  4. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    sugarfree candy. as a diabetic, this crap always felt kinda deceptive to me. it's about the same amount of carbs as regular candy, meaning just as bad........fuckers
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      I know it sucks, believe me I know. At least you’re looking out for your health, and that’s the most important thing you can do.
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 25, 2021
    2. Geminpa
      And sugar free candy can be a diuretic, so lots of bathroom visits with them on top of tasting bad.
       
      Geminpa, Sep 25, 2021
    3. ncsubcd6997
      I actually didn't mind the taste of the few I've had. But each their own. Might as well eat the regular stuff if I'm being bad anyway, though.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Sep 25, 2021
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Unvaccinated illegal immigrants being aloud to enter our country.
     
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    1. luv2be.evil420
      By sneaking through my back yard to do it, but after 20+ years I just can't get angry anymore. Still feels terrible to know.
       
      luv2be.evil420, Sep 25, 2021
    2. Jack Mine
      I’d like to know what the fuck you’re talking about
       
      Jack Mine, Sep 25, 2021
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    3. luv2be.evil420
      The Sonoran Desert where I've lived since 1992.
      Always had a lot of immigration, so I'm numb to it admittedly
      So adding Covid on top just makes things worse, which is terrible.
       
      luv2be.evil420, Sep 25, 2021
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    It doesn’t piss me off but it’s annoying. Usually when someone posts a YouTube music video on the forum, I have to click it to watch it. But now for some reason, they just automatically play as soon as I scroll past them. It scares the shit out of me every single time!
    The other day @aesopstails posted a video of the music for the wicked witch of the west, and it started playing out of nowhere, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. I’m like, is that my new theme song? :D Seriously though, how cool would that be, if our theme songs played when we entered a room?
     
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      But I didn’t change it in the first place! It just started happening!

      I’ll have to go check it out lol
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 25, 2021
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Yeah you are right, but you can thank that to an update that reset the default. Happens all the time LD
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 25, 2021
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    4. Cherrypop
      Thanks that is very helpful ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 25, 2021
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    5. phxbi_bear80
      It's what I live for...being helpful :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 25, 2021
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    6. Cherrypop
      Yes I like that too lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Sep 25, 2021
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  7. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Breaking through into a brand new, significantly higher tax bracket!!! :mad::mad::mad:
    Fine I'll pay more you vultures, but I don't gotta be fucking happy about it!

    So there...NAH!
     
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  8. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Rudeness
     
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Keeping politics out of it, there's not much that truly 'pisses me off'', although I have made numerous posts in this thread ( I usually start with something like "Not really pissed off, but...")

    Yeah, stupid people wherever you find them - people who still want to write a check at the supermarket - but only start filling it in when the checker is finished - dumbuck! Fill it out and just write in the amount when you get it. And get a fucking debit card.
    An annoyance - granted, I've only seen this maybe twice in the last year, but still...
    My ice cream is melting, stupid!
     
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  10. overdoneone

    overdoneone Porn Star

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    Having to sneeze while chewing a mouthful of food..
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      I got a half-pill stuck in my breathing tube when I ahh while sneezing & even the choo couldn't dislodge it. I went next couple of days trying to get it out breathing hard, gagging & panic anxiety attacks.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 26, 2021
  11. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Someone who was in quarantine hugged one of my 'people' yesterday. Seriously?
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Infuriating.
       
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    2. Aqua Marine
      Mmm hmm.
       
      Aqua Marine, Sep 26, 2021
  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Impatience.
     
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  13. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    My dog just stole food from my plate. Naughty turd!
     
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    All the bakeries here are closed on Sundays.

    I realize everyone needs time off. I get that, and support it.

    But my need for freshly-baked goods
    seems to increase exponentially on Sundays.

    :(
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      Sunday seems like a strange day for a bakery to be closed.

      When I was little everything was closed on Sundays. Even gas stations. I wasn't allowed to call friends on Sundays either because it was a family day.
       
      Aqua Marine, Sep 26, 2021
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      It’s the worst. I think if I was running a business of this sort and needed to be closed one or two days I’d choose Tuesday/Wednesday. I know I’m not the only one who would shop the fuck out of a good bakery on a Sunday.

      The grocery stores all have bakeries, but it’s just not even close to being the same.
       
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      Definitely not the same.
       
      Aqua Marine, Sep 26, 2021
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  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    The idiot that was in the middle lane while I was in the left lane, and he decided to turn left in front of me instead of just getting in the left lane. Almost gave me a freaking heart attack as he almost clipped my front bumper.
     
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      Sounds like a day on the road in Chicago, best defensive driving class you can get. People get mad when you don't cut em off, it is expected! May sound funny, but it's the truth.
       
      crhurricane, Sep 27, 2021
  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Men who act like little boys
     
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    1. crhurricane
      Bems or moys?
      Does saying " mommy please " count?
       
      crhurricane, Sep 27, 2021
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  17. 55andhorny

    55andhorny Porn Star

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    The silent treatment.
     
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      One of my favorite lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 27, 2021
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  18. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Biting the inside of my own cheek.

    OMG that crunching sound. :depressed:
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      But you can’t just do it once.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 27, 2021
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    2. crhurricane
      Not when it swells up, end up biting yourself a few times over the next couple of days.
       
      crhurricane, Sep 27, 2021
  19. pacman21

    pacman21 Porn Star

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    People that don't know how to behave
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I’d really piss you off lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 27, 2021
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  20. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    My husband.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Some one pass the popcorn please.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 27, 2021